586
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坐卧两用室
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上映时间:02月21日
主演:丽塔·塔欣厄姆,拉尔夫·理查德森,彼得·库克
简介:

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

586
HD中字
坐卧两用室
主演:丽塔·塔欣厄姆,拉尔夫·理查德森,彼得·库克
944
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女同志吸血鬼杀手
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上映时间:03月21日
主演:薇拉·菲拉托娃,詹姆斯·柯登,保罗·沃伦,保罗·麦甘恩,玛安娜·本灵,蒂凡妮·穆赫隆,希薇娅·克洛卡,爱默·肯尼,阿什丽·穆赫隆,特拉维斯·奥利弗,苏西·阿米,马修·豪勒,露西·加丝凯,Sianad·Gregory,露易丝·迪伦
简介: 在传说中的年代,女吸血鬼卡米拉以女性为猎物祸及英国乡间,终于有勇士借圣剑威力将其封印,但卡米拉旗下一干女性吸血鬼得以隐匿……英国青年吉米(Mathew Horne 饰)最近被红杏出墙的神经质女友抛弃,好友胖子弗莱奇(James Corden 饰)则丢掉了小丑的工作,二人为排遣郁闷,前往用飞镖确定的不知名英国乡下远足。  两人临近目的地,在一间酒吧内见识神秘牧师向当地居民发出警告,四名靓丽女子旅游经过此处,于是六人结伴前行,其中一人罗提似对当地的吸血鬼传说颇有认识,并默默属意吉米。当夜,女吸血鬼们袭击了这些年轻人,并将吉米和罗提掳走作为唤醒卡米拉的祭品,弗莱奇与随后赶到的牧师挖掘出圣剑,与这些擅于摆造型的女吸血鬼展开了战斗…
944
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女同志吸血鬼杀手
主演:薇拉·菲拉托娃,詹姆斯·柯登,保罗·沃伦,保罗·麦甘恩,玛安娜·本灵,蒂凡妮·穆赫隆,希薇娅·克洛卡,爱默·肯尼,阿什丽·穆赫隆,特拉维斯·奥利弗,苏西·阿米,马修·豪勒,露西·加丝凯,Sianad·Gregory,露易丝·迪伦
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布克和海尔
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上映时间:02月21日
主演:尼克·默克罗夫特,艾拉·菲舍尔,珍妮·艾加特,安迪·瑟金斯,宝拉雅娜·麦金托什,汤姆·威尔金森,丹·艾克罗伊德,休·博纳维尔,大卫·海曼,迈克尔·史麦利,西蒙·佩吉,斯戴芬·莫昌特,里斯·谢尔史密斯,罗曼·加夫拉斯,乔治雅·金,杰西卡·海因斯,克里斯托弗·李,明妮·德里弗,蒂姆·克里,科斯塔-加夫拉斯,阿兰·柯德勒,Adam·Smith,保罗·戴维斯,Johnny·Lynch,比尔·贝利,克里斯蒂安·布拉辛顿,罗恩尼·柯贝特,约翰·伍德温,夏兰·凯利,查理·詹恩威
简介:

电影根据真实事件改编。故事发生在19世纪动荡又混乱的英格兰,布克(西蒙·佩吉 Simon Pegg 饰)和海尔(安迪·瑟金斯 Andy Serkis 饰)是一对盗墓人,他们非法盗取墓穴中值钱的陪葬品...

668
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布克和海尔
主演:尼克·默克罗夫特,艾拉·菲舍尔,珍妮·艾加特,安迪·瑟金斯,宝拉雅娜·麦金托什,汤姆·威尔金森,丹·艾克罗伊德,休·博纳维尔,大卫·海曼,迈克尔·史麦利,西蒙·佩吉,斯戴芬·莫昌特,里斯·谢尔史密斯,罗曼·加夫拉斯,乔治雅·金,杰西卡·海因斯,克里斯托弗·李,明妮·德里弗,蒂姆·克里,科斯塔-加夫拉斯,阿兰·柯德勒,Adam·Smith,保罗·戴维斯,Johnny·Lynch,比尔·贝利,克里斯蒂安·布拉辛顿,罗恩尼·柯贝特,约翰·伍德温,夏兰·凯利,查理·詹恩威